Men who aren’t funny and rely on shock value from offensive words or ideas to get a laugh out of people. When people get offended by what they have said, they respond with “ugh you’re such a snowflake it’s dark humor!1!1!1!1!!!”
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1.What your dad (In the worst cases) calls your boyfriend
2.What your mum uses to flirt with your bestfriends,usually accompanied with the "subtle" hand on leg routine.(if their guys.. -.-)
3.What your friend says to the teacher to make you laugh when ya feelin' blue (usually works..LOLz)
Usually indicates that the person that says it is an idiot.
(In the example the dad seems homosexual....That's usually how it's like...Trust me...LOLz)
1.What your dad (In the worst cases) calls your boyfriend
2.What your mum uses to flirt with your bestfriends,usually accompanied with the "subtle" hand on leg routine.(if their guys.. -.-)
3.What your friend says to the teacher to make you laugh when ya feelin' blue (usually works..LOLz)
Usually indicates that the person that says it is an idiot.
(In the example the dad seems homosexual....That's usually how it's like...Trust me...LOLz)
Ex:
1.
Ur Dad:So...Tony Where u from?
Tony(Ur BF):Er...France...
Ur Dad:Omg You Fancy Man!
2.
Ur Mum:So want a coffee damien?
Damien(Ur Bestfriend):(joking) yeh make sure it's from italy ha ha...
Ur Mum:ha ha ha How you kid around...You Fancy Man!........-puts hand on damien's leg and slowly runs it up-....
*Damien whispers something to you involving "mum" and "flirting" and "inappropriate toucy, feely" but he's talking so fast you don't hear completely your mum comes in with cookies and Damien leaves...you suddenly understand completely*
3.
Ur Weird Hypo Brilliant Friend:Mister..Do you know what this means? and what the heck is it?
Teacher:Why timmy those are hyroglyphics, and that means "Soul Water"
Ur Weird Hypo Brilliant Friend:OMFG Mr garrison You Fancy Man!
(And yeh..I know who Mr Garrison is...)
1.
Ur Dad:So...Tony Where u from?
Tony(Ur BF):Er...France...
Ur Dad:Omg You Fancy Man!
2.
Ur Mum:So want a coffee damien?
Damien(Ur Bestfriend):(joking) yeh make sure it's from italy ha ha...
Ur Mum:ha ha ha How you kid around...You Fancy Man!........-puts hand on damien's leg and slowly runs it up-....
*Damien whispers something to you involving "mum" and "flirting" and "inappropriate toucy, feely" but he's talking so fast you don't hear completely your mum comes in with cookies and Damien leaves...you suddenly understand completely*
3.
Ur Weird Hypo Brilliant Friend:Mister..Do you know what this means? and what the heck is it?
Teacher:Why timmy those are hyroglyphics, and that means "Soul Water"
Ur Weird Hypo Brilliant Friend:OMFG Mr garrison You Fancy Man!
(And yeh..I know who Mr Garrison is...)
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Get the Asian Man's Whore mug.A complete genius driver. Spends all day on the roads and driving is the main part of the job (builders and alike are not true WVM, a disgrace, a car driver in a van). Yes they undertake because car drivers do not keep left. Yes they brake hard as they are annoyed at cars tailgating (90% BMW drivers, 10% chavs with 12 exhausts on a £50 renault5) Yes they are angry as you would be if someone came into your office and told you how to push your pen. Couriers are the elite who have to put up with the brain dead car drivers who enter a motorway once a year and enter the middle lane immediately for no reason, have to put up with cars tailgating when it is clear the van is waiting to overtake the thick car driver in front who is overtaking nothing, who have to sit behind car drivers who think that if in a traffic jam leaving a 60ft gap infront will somehow make the traffic jam shorter and when they pass the accident causing the jam will spend half an hour rubber necking it. Yes we are angry and have to do unlawful driving but why?...... Because the useless car drivers irritate the f*** out of us!!!!!!!! When you drive 2000 miles a week, you can tell us how to drive, until then keep left on a motorway out of the way. PS nice t1ts love!!!
White Van Man Is the king of the road!!! Builders vans are filled with useless car drivers in a vehicle they cant control, couriers rule!!!!!!
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Angry young man:
I hate guys mixing with girls, partying and having a good time. They are what's wrong with the world. They are filthy vermins of society.
Friend:
Mann... just coz u ain't got no friends and still a virgin, ya dun have to rain on the parade!
I hate guys mixing with girls, partying and having a good time. They are what's wrong with the world. They are filthy vermins of society.
Friend:
Mann... just coz u ain't got no friends and still a virgin, ya dun have to rain on the parade!
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A hero who fight for faygo,wicked clowns,and justice
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