dead man's hand

the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.

hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.

by john gallione December 9, 2008

kool-aid man

Kool-Aid Man, Or more commonly Rick Ross in a red jumpsuit.

"Yo Rick Ross wid da red jumper again! HEEY Kool-Aid man!"

by Nigga4508004 January 11, 2008

White Man's Disease

A term that's been in use in sports for several decades indicating a person that can't jump high.

It's especially used in basketball, using the stereotype that white people can't jump

That guy's 6'5'' and he can't even hit rim.. Man, he's got a terrible case of White Man's Disease...

by Rodney J. Sanders June 16, 2010

ice-cream man

when you use a condom while having sex, then once you have finished you freeze the used condom and beat her with it.

i did the ice-cream man with my girlfriend last night and broke her nose!

thats awesome!

by cristoe October 21, 2010

metal man whore

someone who just cant get enough of metal. can understand the most indistinguishable pig squeels and can growl with the best of them. often found at warped tour. these guys are hard core and tough. do not mess with them unless you want a boot up your ass

"dude what happened i sushed over as soon as i heard you were intensive care"
i wouldnt give him my signed suicide silence hat man... i didnt know he was a metal man whore!

example two

i heard justin bebier got shot
yeah, a metal man whore was at his concert instead of warped tour by some strange accident.

really what happened?
well the fag asked him for a blow job an dhe blew his head off

YYAAAYYY

by metalmaddness January 18, 2011

poor man's pot

when you get high off of fumes, or something not intended to get high off

"Why you gotta be sniffing the poor man's pot(sharpie), get some reeal stuff"

by whaz up wit it? December 11, 2007

“Dark Humor” Man

Men who aren’t funny and rely on shock value from offensive words or ideas to get a laugh out of people. When people get offended by what they have said, they respond with “ugh you’re such a snowflake it’s dark humor!1!1!1!1!!!”

“Wow that kid is such a r*tard.”
‘Don’t be a “dark humor” man. That wasn’t funny.’

by Squidjudge February 18, 2021