A totally random dude who thinks his opinions outweigh all others, making him somehow better than anyone, but really he's just a troll in expensive shoes living off someone else's money.
Dude thinks he's so wise with the way he loves dumping his opinion everywhere, but we all know he's a cock-a-doodle douchebag.
by Rachiepants September 1, 2019
Get the cock-a-doodle douchebagmug. Whipping your penis out during sex and jabbing your partner in the face hard enough to make it feel like a punch.
She told me she likes kinky stuff last night so I whipped my dick out and cock punched her in the face.
by Nipplesandtoes May 30, 2017
Get the Cock Punchmug. a term given to mutley diesel fitters who enjoy more than their fair share of raw sausage. Are often seen passed out from a big night of raw sausage, evidence shown from sausage hanging out of their mouth and over their shirt.
by Micknq February 11, 2012
Get the cock rangermug. by Dabrigg69 March 12, 2023
Get the Cock meat sandwichmug. Quote by Lord Shen from Kung Fu Panda 2 refering to the sexual practice of touching a different cock every day.
by Mr.VOfficial June 5, 2023
Get the The Year of the Cockmug. by slimegod+*1500 July 26, 2022
Get the jerkin’ your cockmug. Sue!! Yes Mel. What do you think you’re doing? I’m trying to pick up that Dutch sailor and you keep cock blocking me. What tha fuck??
by Dazza Vich December 22, 2018
Get the Cock blockmug.