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how kids are made
want kids?

yes but how?

we have to have sex over and over again
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Sex

Sex is like math.
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don’t multiply
Sex is like math.
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don’t multiply
by .xxx_j_xxx. May 13, 2022
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Peppermint Butt Sex

Putting hot sauce in the asshole for gay sex making it spicy
by imoanLikeAMice July 31, 2022
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sex

The stuff you do when your both consenting parties!!!!!!!
Tom: “Oh my god…… ahhhhhdgdhdh!!”
Boar: “🐷🐷🐷(having sex with a pig is crazy!!)"

Tom: “You understand just keep still..!”
by secretmd! October 22, 2023
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Doo doo nigga fart sex

The act of shoving an aged turd that’s hard like a dildo up a black womans vagina to make it qweef which makes a fart sound giving it the name doo doo nigga fart sex
Oh yea that’s doo doo nigga fart sex
Shawty I’m tryna have doo doo nigger fart sex
She wanted to have doo doo nigga fart sex
by Nigger6741 September 29, 2025
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sex the owner day

sex them sex them all
owner: what's going on
sexman: sex the owner day is now
"painfull scream"
by beantrailmix December 16, 2021
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Sex

Sex is when you fuck a person
I was in my bedroom, getting changed. I hear a knock on my door, it was my best friend. "Go away. I'm changing." I said. "That's even better baby". He walked in, locking the door behind. I say, "what do you want?". "You." He pushes me onto the bed on starts to take off my lacy bra and panties. He takes off his. "Call me daddy now." He said. He starts to fuck me really hard. "Harder daddy!!" I scream. He found my g-spot, and fucks me into hell. I start cumming. I go onto him and start to ride him. One hour later, we finish up, all sweaty and full of cum. "Wanna be more than friends babe?" He asks me. I nod. "Same time tomorrow." "Than its a date." He says. "That was the best sex ever." I say. And it was.
by RoseBerry26 January 23, 2022
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