6 - love

This delightful, refreshingly new way to report a monumental fail stems from the well-known, worst possible tennis score, which is of course 6 - love.

Whilst promenading along the pier with his fiancée, Lord Salisbury fell victim to that age old seaside mishap. Yes ladies and gentlemen, the seagull delivered the ultimate score of 6 - love onto the neck and collar of the aforementioned nobleman...

by StevePoodle June 2, 2025

Love

something I wish I never experienced in the beginning. something that can kill you deep down inside. it ruins you and burdens you with pain for the rest of your life.

I love you but I know I can't have you.

by Tr33stan March 6, 2022

i love milfs

hot ladys that i wanna fuck that usually have kids

friend: yoo dude look at that milf over there!

me: man, i love milfs

by spookyyatsumu October 9, 2021

love goats

An illogical reference used in a text conversation to distract from the current conversation.

Preston sent the text "Love goats" to distract from everyone in the group chat from making fun of him.

by Crowned40 July 15, 2017

Love

Love is sending your significant other a picture of your feet

I love you so much here’s my feet

by Loveforall March 8, 2025

Love-aphobic

When a boy finds out he is liked by someone and then runs away and avoids them

Love-aphobic defined as “A boy got told a girl liked him as a joke from friends and he literally ran away from her and avoided her days”

by iloveyournan June 12, 2025

I Love A Man In A Uniform

Time with my girl I spent it well
I had to be strong for my woman
(You must be joking, o man you must be joking)
She needed to be protected
The good life was so elusive
Handouts, they got me down
I had to regain my self-respect
So I got into camouflage
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform Repeat: x4
To have ambitions was my ambition
But I had nothing to show for my dreams
Time with my girl I spent it well
(you must be joking, o man you must be joking)
The good life was so elusive
Handouts, they got me down
I had to regain my confidence
So I got into camouflage
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform Repeat: x4
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
To have ambition

Was my ambition
Time with my girl I spent it well
(you must be joking, o man you must be joking)
The girls they love to see you shoot
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
I love a man in a uniform
(they love to see you shoot)
I love a man in a uniform
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a, they love a, they love a)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
(they love a, they love a, they love a)
(I love a man in a uniform)

by Death Menace February 7, 2023