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Balls day

The national and international day in which the male genitalia and the gods related to them are worshipped, sacrificed for, sacrificed and came on. In the countries of the Atlantic & Baltimore, it is a national day off for all females. Overall a very sombre day where a lot of Meth is consumed.
Me: "Hey mom can we go to Baltimore for Balls day?"
Mom: "No you disappointment of a human being, leave me alone I'm going out with Derrek for the next few weeks, there's kat food in the basement so STFU."
by Cum-lord-master-dominator-bruh November 8, 2021
mugGet the Balls daymug.

balls

balls
by Shy on yt October 8, 2020
mugGet the ballsmug.

Balled Oogle

A derpy bald eagle painted on a piece of driftwood
This balled oogle clearly was on his way to enjoy a salmon.
by Xenophilian September 20, 2022
mugGet the Balled Ooglemug.

Intertwined balls

Intertwine balls is when you're spinning your balls inside your ball sack so long that you lose all feeling in your nutsack and pass out usually dying in the process. if you don't die you usually feel severe pain can be treated in the hospital
Balls are very itchy using the spin and twist technique is the best

Realize that you can spend the left ball over the right ball

Continues to spend balls

Feels extreme bowel pain and passes out later dies long story short do not twist your balls in a circle you will get intertwined balls
by Bigsops April 1, 2022
mugGet the Intertwined ballsmug.

push in your balls

1. To fuck or have sex.
2. To play with your fun parts.
3. To load a Nerf RIVAL blaster.
1. To fuck or have sex.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY GF!?"
"I'm just pushing in my balls. It may anger you, but I like fucking people."
2. To play with your fun parts.
"What the hell is going on here?"
"It's just me pushing in my balls. Y'know, playing with my fun parts?"
3. To load a Nerf RIVAL blaster.
"Crud, I've ran out of ammo! I need to push in my balls!"
"Push in your balls? What do you mean? Is this some innuendo?"
"No, I just need to reload my Nerf RIVAL blaster."
by MG masterov January 9, 2021
mugGet the push in your ballsmug.

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