National fuck your friend day

National fuck your friend day is on April 28th.

You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!

Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!

"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck your friend day?"
"Sure"

by Zenna May 28, 2018

Late On Your Tention Payment

When one of your boys isn't paying attention to the task at hand.

"Yo dog, you be late on your tention payment!"

by blazecore December 13, 2008

don't get your knickers in a twist

when one gets upset or crazy over something most people think is unimportant

Sally don't get your knickers in a twist over that split milk on the floor, silly Sally!

by MoreBudlight November 10, 2013

keep your wits about you

To keep your mind in focus, to not let your guard down no matter what.

To think carefully before an action, regarding the consequences that may be dangerous for you and/or others.

To stay sharp!

Alex: I'm going on holiday to London, should be awesome!

Jess: There are loads of grifters and cons, so keep your wits about you and stay out of trouble.

by hansaplast November 5, 2011

knock the beef out your taco

gettin' yo ass whooped

don't mess with me or ill knock the beef out your taco....

by willcee1 June 2, 2014

get your mind out of the gutter

A phrase said when a listener infers a dirty/sexual innuendo from something said by the speaker who did not imply anything of the kind.

Man 1: This hole is too small.

(Man 2 cackles)

Man 1: Get your mind out of the gutter!

by 12dan4 August 14, 2011

Your mother sucks cocks in hell

The task thine mother performs quite voraciously whilst in hell to the satisfaction of all who wish it morning, noon, and night.

A quote from the movie 'The Exorcist' (1973) where a possessed child informs a priest that the priests mother is in hell and spends her time sucking cocks there.

Hey man I got some good news and bad news. The bad news is your mother sucks cocks in hell, but the good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.

by Tyrion March 4, 2011