An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.
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you may be here to stroke your probably 2 inch penis, and I’m here to tell you to grow the fuck up. I’m here to tell you that gays are real people. I’m here because my gay friend is constantly being victimised, you sick fucks.
Maybe you haven’t heard or you’re just slow, but gays actually do have a life and are not for you to stroke your tiny ass penis and play fucking over watch.
Do better.
you may be here to stroke your probably 2 inch penis, and I’m here to tell you to grow the fuck up. I’m here to tell you that gays are real people. I’m here because my gay friend is constantly being victimised, you sick fucks.
Maybe you haven’t heard or you’re just slow, but gays actually do have a life and are not for you to stroke your tiny ass penis and play fucking over watch.
Do better.
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Lesbians are real people, they breathe and walk just like every other person on earth. They are not something to get wet on, back the fuck off. I have friends who get victimised for being a certain sexuality because of a shit stereotype. If you are going to get wet off this crap, please break your device and find a job, a real job instead of thinking that lesbians are people you can crush under your feet for being lgbtq.
Yours sincerely,
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(Lesbian sex is when 2 woman have intercourse)
Lesbians are real people, they breathe and walk just like every other person on earth. They are not something to get wet on, back the fuck off. I have friends who get victimised for being a certain sexuality because of a shit stereotype. If you are going to get wet off this crap, please break your device and find a job, a real job instead of thinking that lesbians are people you can crush under your feet for being lgbtq.
Yours sincerely,
Your friendly neighbourhood asexual.
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Yeah, that’s what I thought. A pathetic little bitch trying to get wet/hard off people.
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Yeah, that’s what I thought. A pathetic little bitch trying to get wet/hard off people.
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an edible fruit produced by the Malus domestica tree, a species in the Rosaceae family. Apples are typically round, with a smooth skin that varies in color (red, green, yellow, or a mix), and have a crisp, juicy interior containing seeds in a central core. They are cultivated worldwide and consumed fresh, cooked, or processed into products like juice, cider, and sexsauce.
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