John William

He is a golden machine that attracts even the most untouchable poon. He is known as Captain because he leads all women to his penis.

John William leads all of the great fuckable women of the world to his penis.

by Majorpayne May 07, 2014

William Hung

A retarded litte asian who can't sing

see retarded

Whoever thinks Will can sing is retarded too

He Sux! He Sux!
So shut up! Shut up!

Kiss my ass William Hung

by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004

william shakespeare

a wierd dude that writes plays

william shakespreare is weird.

by asshole April 29, 2003

Wendy Williams

A hypocritical talk show host that simply cannot keep Nicki Minaj's name out of her mouth.

Bruh, Wendy Williams talked about Nicki again today.
Ooh gurl, what did she say?

by AwwwSadFace December 31, 2020

Robbie Williams

The most non-homosexual man on the planet. He is way cooler than the Mars Volta and The Libertines, who basically suck cock for bus fare, then walk home.

Antonym - Homosexual

"Oh my God, I swear, I don't know how it happened Janet! Robbie Williams just walked by me on the street and now I am pregnant!"

by Izak Zimmon October 11, 2006

William Shatner

When you've been holding in a big shit, and before you can even sit down, the pressure of bending over causes immediate uncontrolable shit explosion, that in turn sticks to the back of the toilet and when flushed does NOT go any where.

Gosh Darnit who left the William Shatner on the back of

my toilet bowl . It's the size of the Enterprise !

by Ima S Wiper October 17, 2009

Miss Williams

A word used to describe a person who has a fucked up brain made out of elephaht shit, no goddamn life, and is a fucking bitch with the face of a shaggy dog's ass.

This particular person is a Miss Williams

by bioshock December 12, 2007