Waffle tits

To put a girls boobs in a waffle iron causing her boobs to become waffle shaped

Rad Tod: *grabs girl's boob and then puts it on a waffle iron*

Lena: OWWWWW

Rad Tod: hehe you got waffle tits

by The Jonkler January 10, 2022

Confidence Waffle

A person who stumbles to defeat due to their lack of confidence.

John was such a confidence waffle at the bar, he didn't talk to anyone.

by Random22222 June 2, 2017

Fishy Waffle

Stanky pussy

"That bitch had a fishy waffle. There was some stank on that pussy

by Xelandra January 25, 2016

Muddy Waffle

A food that consistent of a waffle and pig shit. To find this is an insult that isn’t common.-

“Eat a Muddy Waffle you filthy pig”

by Discomation October 31, 2017

waffle drizzle

Pouring a females ejaculation on waffles and sharing the waffle with said female for a delicious 4 a.m. meal

Damn, this is the best waffle drizzle I've ever had!

by The smart guy January 17, 2015

ass waffling

When someone shits in your mouth and push it through the gaps in your teeth mmmm yum
Ashley

Oi u fat shit stop ass waffling

by hagrids a pedo69 April 28, 2014

Waffle Sword

When a male is proceeding to have sex with a waffle iron whilst it is turned on. The man’s penis will have second-degree burn marks that make it resemble a waffle.

My friend got sent to a burn center having getting a very bad waffle sword.

by ChickenCausesDepression February 7, 2018