Wanker

The most commonly used curse word in Australia (besides from cunt)

Some wanker just came over and drank my pint of fosters?!

by CurryIsTheGoodStuff August 15, 2019

Wanker

Wanker is a word that is generally used for terms of abuse, means someone who wanks, which is masturbates, but is almost used for insults. It is also synonymous with "tosser."

"Only a complete wanker would be fooled into believing this."

by anonymous April 3, 2024

nan wanker

someone who puts their finger up their nans crusty and ancient fishy fanny and makes their nan cream. your welcome

jaeden is such a nan wanker

by chezzo hoebag July 11, 2022

Werewolf-wanker

Someone who only masturbates during the evening.

Jimmy is a Werewolf-wanker

by Steelpantherfuckinrock November 4, 2016

Wanker

You

You’re a wanker

by The ultimate jizzer July 23, 2022

Giggle Wanker

A giggle wanker is someone who jerks-off religiously to Thomas The Tank Engine, and subsequently giggles when reaching climax.

Man, I heard that Josh likes jerking-off to Thomas the Tank, what a giggle wanker!!!

by FilthyWorld August 24, 2016

Scottish wanker

its a red hairy guy who asks girls for their personal info and wanking to small girls

tyler you scottish wanker

by tyler downs December 2, 2019