Person A “So how’d the date go?”
Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag”
Person A “So what did you do?”
Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously”
Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag”
Person A “So what did you do?”
Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
When you've been done over by someone or something and its past the point of fixing or you have found yourself in a completely fucked situation which is completely irreversible. Its one of them when you'll realise... That you've been truly Wankered
Friend 1:" Bro we're surrounded by Pigs and they got the dog squad, fuck!"
Friend 2:" Ah shit! We've been Wankered!"
Friend 2:" Ah shit! We've been Wankered!"
by Wagwan dickhead May 28, 2020
Forget about him, he is a potty-wanker!
by Psychic Party November 28, 2023
Bravis: Since we can’t call them f*gs anymore, I’ll make a new slur
Selden: What
Bravis: Rainbow Wanker
Selden: Let’s add it to Urban Dictionary!
Selden: What
Bravis: Rainbow Wanker
Selden: Let’s add it to Urban Dictionary!
by dickcockandballs April 14, 2023
An individual who has a minimum gap of 5cm between the end of their shoe and the hem of their pant leg. Note that the pants worn by the individual must exceed the knee and be rolled up in some capacity. Generally the desired effect is fashion with a slight cooling benefit.
by ankle_wanker November 28, 2018
someone with an absolute whale of a cock, and loves to go around and wank anyone they get the chance to.
by DIG BICK 8008135 March 15, 2023