tony wayne

complex, eccentric, funny, sarcastic and smart. Beautiful soul, gorgeous body (particularly from the rear), sexy attitude and amazingly deep and loving heart. His uniqueness and quirkiness mixed with his stubborn persistence make him wrong for 999 out of 1000 women but for the 1 who takes the time to love and nurture him, he is the absolute perfect man...heart, soul and head.

I thought life had shown me all it had to offer, then I met Tony Wayne

by alltamara June 2, 2010

Doing a Tony

When your in denial about loving a girl who's about to move in with you, however you proceed to piss on here to make her feel like the Princess she is.

"Do you love your girlfriend"
"I'm just doing a Tony "

by Donnydondondon546 January 11, 2017

tony two bags

Trea Turner's favorite player, Anthony Rendon, also known as the best 3rd baseman in baseball. Plays for the best team in the MLB, the Washington Nationals.

And Tony Two Bags, living up to his name, has hit yet another double! Bring us your backpack emojis!

by Raynman9 June 4, 2018

Being a Tony

When one is very uneducated, ignorant. And hypocritical. A Tony does not like hearing what is right and will often not take responsibility for his actions.

"Oh you're being such a Tony today."

"Quit being a Tony and admit you did it."

by 4udude August 8, 2017

T-Spawn-Toni

A German CS:GO-related term referring to a player that spends the majority of the round at the T-Spawn on de_dust2 with an AWP. Most of the time it is a player of Turkish or Russian origin that desperately hopes for a kill while letting his entire team die. 90% of the time it results in the respective player getting kicked by his teammates (deservedly).

Dimitri ist so ein T-Spawn-Toni

by Jonathan E. May 1, 2021

Two Foot Tony

When surfing, a person who is able to go from the prone position to their feet without going to a knee first.

Get a load of Two Foot Tony over there, he makes it look so easy. It's a shame that I am a One Knee Noni.

by YaboiJmoon February 15, 2020

Mr Tony Knows

It's an irrefutable, scientific fact that Mr Tony Knows. Knows what? Everything that has ever happened, is happening and possibly could happen.

Therefore 'Mr Tony Knows' is the definitive answer to all questions.

For evidence of Mr Tony's omniscience, google it and find a picture. Then you will know, what I know, what joe33 shoulda knew, That Mr Tony Knows. It's fact.

'Aww man, where my keys at?'

'Dude, Mr Tony Knows you left them in your jacket.'

'Did Hyland smash Healy?'

'Mr Tony Knows he rode the whale'

by 12downfor10 June 11, 2011