micro-titties

Extremely small female tits. Differs from the flat-chest in that while a flat-chest has zero percent breast tissue (just nipples on a chest essentially), micro-titties do possess some visible breast tissue, but a very insufficient one.

No man, Madison is not flat chested, her clothes just hide her micro-titties.

by Pic889 September 7, 2019

Anti-titties

Showing displeasure or disapproval of a thing, person, or situation. It goes without saying, but the exact opposite of what is commonly referred to as "the tits" or "the titties." Opposite of what most would call "the loot."

Will: Bio lab was such a bitch today.

Jeff: Indeed, Amy is the anti-titties.

by joffice_bud December 12, 2010

Titty mash

The act of mashing ones tittys with anothers palms.

ALEX: "My boobs hurt"
OTHER: "Why, has Sam been titty mashing?"
ALEX: "Yeah a little bit too hard."

by Titty masher February 7, 2009

Titty Holders

Another word for a bra, but used in a particular context for comedic effect

"Hey girl, can you grab my titty holders? Somethings gotta hold these jugs in place while i'm on my run"

by Eatmyassanddoitwithclass July 6, 2018

Sand titties

The mexican corn chip santitas. But when mixed in with some liquor the bag appears to say San Titties.

Yo pass me some sand titties!

by MarkDjoker February 3, 2012

titty titty tutt tutt

An obnoxious saying for when you grab someone's boobs.

"Titty titty tutt tutt!"

by Repool34 September 29, 2009

Titty Sprinkles

Something said when I have nothing nice left to say.

Ah Titty Sprinkles!

by Lemonhead42 December 16, 2016