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Throw'n a dog

If you are playing MLB2K13 we both know you are playing it for one reason and one reason only. That is the chance to win prize money for throwing a perfect game because heaven forbid that piece of trash be played for anything else.

That said, there's no way to win unless your pitcher is terrible which increases the difficulty and total points if you manage to throw that perfect game. But having a pitcher that gets his tits lit every two or three pitches only hurts more when your pitcher manages to make your fastball look like a sliding change up to the opposite spot of where ever you intended to throw the ball. This is where "thrown'n a dog" stems from.

Keep in mind that one can also intend to throw a dog. Throwing a dog can only happen when the ball is pitched and a "ball" is the result. Lets say you have 3 balls and 2 strikes. In this situation you can NOT walk this guy with a 4th ball. Not wanting to risk the perfect game and trusting your outfield if the batter gets a hit, you bring the heat down the gut of the strike zone trying to tear that hitter's asshole open. However with your pitcher being the piece of shit he is, he ruins your fucking life and "throws a dog".

You may also have 2 strikes and 0 balls so you decide to throw the batter a couple of dogs hoping he strikes out on the dog. When you are up to bat the computer will know you can't help but swing at everything and suffice it to say you'll be swinging at dogs, cuz them pitchers like throw'n a dog.
"FUCK! How is Kuroda gonna throw me a dog when he has THREE BALLS!!!!????"
"Oh yea I'm throw'n m' dogs!"
"Look at him swing at that dog."
"2 strikes? I'm throw'n a dog!"
"That's right Cabrera, SUCK THAT FUCKIN DOG!"
"How is the umpire gonna call a dog?"
by Hematocryal April 13, 2013
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Throwback Whack

When a male views old pornography collections when masterbating.
"Man! I found my old Chasey Lain DVD…had to give it a throwback whack"
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Throwbacky

That feeling of nostalgia you get when you remember something so awesome, the only thing that could possibly make the memory any better would be to post a throwback of it for all your friends to be jelly of.
"Dude I feel so throwbacky rn, Hawaii was so chill"
Nicole- "I feel throwbacky, can you do a tbt on a Monday?!?!"
Jake- "Well you can't do a tbt on a Monday... You can do a tb tho!!"
by Jackblackz October 13, 2014
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Throwing sticks

Throwing sticks- to finger, fingerbang, fingerblast, second base, tossing twigs
Chastity: How was your hook up last night?

MaryLynn: Ritz couldn't get it up, but he was great at throwing sticks.

Chastity: Oh really?

MaryLynn: OMG, it was the best fingerblasting of my life.
by TCaldwell December 30, 2016
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Throw uppy

by SneakyHisui June 14, 2017
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throwing firsts

Calvin was throwing firsts and Ernest was catching the ones
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Thrown

When used in regards to a person, it means they are just not right in the head. Total insanity or lack of free will. Possibly lack of desire for life. In this sense it can be used as a compliment or and insult. Depending on the time of the message and your belief about there being a state of "good thrown". Usually used within the controlled substance community. Being "thrown" is often drug induced psychosis. Situations and or organizations can also be "thrown".

Kinda a synonym to stuck but instead of a current action it's usually permanent or might pass with soberitiy.

So therefore during the extreme climax of being stuck there's a possiblity of you never becoming unstuck. Which means you are thrown off the "norm". Now and unknown THROWN crazy motherfucking variant motherfucker.
"She needs to lay off the shit bro. Damn hoe completely thrown and flies into a rage about the smallest shit."
Or
"Did you really (insert near impossible or improbable feat or brave/stupid suicidal act)"
"I did bro. I'm thrown"*laughs
Or

"This whole government is fucking thrown bro just think about this evil shit they do. They play God with a magnifying glass and us ants. It's unthinkable."
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