jack and drop

To enter an establishment, such as a Wal-Mart or Target, and ejaculate or squirt into a product, like a sock.

Then, you put it back for the general public to enjoy.

Last night I totally Jack and Dropped a tube sock in Wal-Mart. Left it in some ladies cart.

by Edgar Allen Pie March 9, 2015

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jack crossing

The act of inviting yourself to a place when not invited

Dude how did you get here

Oh dude I was jack crossing, it happens

by The killer penis November 15, 2016

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Jack Picton

A very hot individual who is considered one of the best people in the world

Look at Jack picton

by Pickletonhaha November 17, 2021

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jack tard

person who is being stupid or just fuckin retarded

"Dude, Stop being such a fucking Jack tard!"

by Tanezza May 5, 2010

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Mommy Jacked

When a mother can't help but throw her being a mother into a conversation, regardless of relevance. Usually done by mommy martyrs to gain sympathy or attention of some kind.

Stacey: I want to buy a green car.

Anne: My kid popped green before!

Stacey: Wow, mommy jacked much?

by Lacey13 January 17, 2012

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