Wank breath

When ur breath is so bad it could melt steel.

God damn bro you got some wank breath.

by Steven Nutterbutter April 3, 2021

wank in the can

jacking off in a bathroom or porta potty

i almost got caught doing wank in the can at the gas station.

by nobody else here May 30, 2017

Danger Wank

The act of pleasuring yourself screaming your parents name and finishing before they get to the room.

MOM!!!! Im danger wanking!

by Jakdasnake96 June 6, 2018

Plank Wank

To perform the act of masturbation while laying on ones stomach then hold onto the ejaculation until rolled over to thus clean up the ejactulation.

Woah dude I had the best plank wank watching James OAT.
Jordan and Patrick were seen Plank wanking together!

by ThyReginator November 26, 2017

Wank Cave

The location of which Jake Logan lives to masturbate and play with his wee man

“What’s on tonight”
“Off to wank cave to see Jake”

by Krisdemiltion November 12, 2018

Burn wank

When you smoke marijuana for the sole purpose of masturbating.

I had a burn wank earlier and it made me very sleepy.

by John Sextant October 11, 2021

wank packet

A former vessel of snack goods such as 'chips' or Haribo which has been emptied and substituted for tissue roll or a condom in the event of an untimely 'free' wank.
Typically made of plastic. Often the corners are torn to allow more room to aim the wank.

"You're a wank packet."

by wordcount September 8, 2014