Sometimes can be a friend stealer and can make u lose trust in a lot of people and wreck u for a long time but deep down she is most likely the kindest person ever and will take care of u just don't annoy or snich on her she knows what she's doing and will get pay back !
Girl 1 : Who is it that made up those things about u ?
Girl 2 : Oh just Rachel she will be ok in a minute I just might of got on her nerves a bit
Girl 2 : Oh just Rachel she will be ok in a minute I just might of got on her nerves a bit
by Jasmine Sussex June 20, 2020
Get the Rachelmug. An amazing lifetime where an occasion where everything goes well; a dream come true; a time spent with someone very important that went exceptionally well with drugs, sex, alcohol, or any self-destructing device you could find.
DUDE 1: HOW IS LIFE?
DUDE 2: IT'S A LIFETIME WITH RACHEL JONES.
DUDE 1: SO WONDERFULLY UNPREDICTABLE YET AMAZING!
DUDE 2: IT'S A LIFETIME WITH RACHEL JONES.
DUDE 1: SO WONDERFULLY UNPREDICTABLE YET AMAZING!
by Mr.Trickstir June 1, 2025
Get the A lifetime with Rachel Jonesmug. A very special girl, but is on a rocky road. Into drugs and alcohol yet is the life of the party. A so-so person to be around. Laughs alot, but eventually annoys the crap out of anyone around her for prolonged periods of time. She does in fact attract a lot of men and women because she is mami herself, buttt eventually they see her true colors, the zesty rainbow. I love Rachel though, don’t get me wrong. If one walks into your life, it’s okay. You may be scared at first, but if you give her enough anti depressants, she is manageable.
Do you see that pregnant woman? It must be Rachel hammack, she has a fat baby bump, but she is a skinny legend still.
by muffin bean June 9, 2024
Get the Rachel Hammackmug. Oh nooo. So i guess you found it. Hmmm, lemme see. I don’t even know where to start. If you ever come across a rachel. Just know, they have large foreheads. Very stubborn in a way and HATE repeating things. She’s very shy, but once you get to know her you’ll realize she’s super sweet, caring, thoughtful, can sing, she’ll probably make fun of you a little bit but it’s okay idc, and good to talk to. Okay so like u know how u talk to someone too long and u start to get bored? With Rachel, it’s different. You could talk to her forever. Or like I could. Idk bout you. But ANYWAYSSSS . Rachels love to eat. She loves fruits with lime juice on them. (Delicious btw) She loves to eat. So ofc you know she throws it down in the kitchen too. Yoooo. She can throw it back too, shiii ;). But aye. There’s so much more I could say about her. But all imma say is, if you find a Rachel like mine (u won’t) U best believe you’re gonna get jealous a lil bit. I mean she’s gorgeous. How can u not? But on some rs tho. If you do (u won’t) treat her right, keep her by your side u won’t find anyone like her. <3 sb
Rachel you better relaxxxx
by vishnu_samesh69 May 17, 2022
Get the Rachelmug. 
Based on an r/facepalm post. Refers to an article written by Rachel Link of Authority Nutrition about how to limit hangover symptoms, with the first tip being "limit alcohol consumption".
This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.
This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.
by JTBSpartan September 3, 2019
Get the Thank you, Rachel.mug.