Bro this guy's forehead is giant. In the summer the sun will shine off his forehead and blind you. He is such a bombaclat no balls kid.
by chonkis January 11, 2024
Get the evan xuemug. Evan is a stupid face and likes to make everyone around him feel terrible, even his mother.
If you met an evan please seek therapy.
If you met an evan please seek therapy.
by kingkud4455789 January 7, 2024
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by stopthecrips December 7, 2023
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by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
Get the Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.mug. The sexiest man alive and is far better than Josh and Emerson. Definitely deserves more views and subs than both of them combined and can stroke your mother's cock faster than you can say the n word. Has a cock bigger than your mum's fat rolls (17 inch) and will penetrate your bellybutton from the inside
by Not Flynn May 13, 2022
Get the Flynn Evansmug. The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan
by TKM06 July 6, 2021
Get the Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knightsmug. by Ricobain February 5, 2022
Get the Pulled an Evanmug.