cheese eater

is a snitch, a rat, someone who is working with the cops

dont fuck with that fool, he,s a cheese eater

by elcochinoe November 1, 2003

wonder cheese

the sticky, gooey, sweaty, smelly stuff that accumulates under the male ballsack after hours of strenuous activity.

Dude you need a shower, i can smell your wonder cheese from here!

by suzuki249ryder February 3, 2009

Old cheese

Your mum. Not offensive.

Who was that on the phone?
My old cheese.

by dieselcom August 1, 2007

bell cheese

Crusty piss-semen scum that collects under the foreskin

When he asked for a blowjob, Helen had to consider the smell of the bell-cheese before accepting

by Christofalofagus June 27, 2003

cheese bus

It's the slang version for a yellow school bus.

Our class is going to Washington DC, in a yellow cheese bus!

by gerberkids June 27, 2006

Cheese Beanie

The "mould" growing under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
Usually derived from lack of hygiene or self interaction.
Once developed, quite difficult to clean out and rid without pain.

Person 1: Ugh, my penis is so itchy.

Person 2: Dude, check it for a cheese beanie, you've probably got one spawning.

Person 1: What's a cheese beanie? I might go to urban dictionary and find out.

by Ryno69 May 22, 2009

Dick cheese

Dick cheese

Dick cheese

by TR4N5G3ND3R March 19, 2019