1% milk

The lord an savior Jesus H. Christ of all milk percentages. 3% and 2% are just chunky white shit, like yourself. Drink 1%, or else Satan will eat your children. God will hate you if you drink different milk. Rejoice
Friend: 1% milk gives me life.

Me: Fucking carry my children.
by sm00shr December 21, 2014
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1:11

Serene imagery (Typically on a digital clock). Peaceful and pleasing to look at, emitting a sense of calm.
My clock said 1:11 and all felt right in the world.

You mean 11:11, right?
No.
by Homeful April 18, 2020
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formula 1

its a better sport than football by a mile.
me: football matches are so boring theirs barely any action in some of them! in formula 1 theirs always overtakes and politics and loads more its so good.
by yourmum5115152 November 19, 2021
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1:37

The time in the movie Empire Records (1995) that AJ decides he will tell Corey that he loves her.

The most amazing time of the day.
AJ: Well, thats good, because I have to tell Corey that I love her by 1:37.
Lucas: That's an excellent time.
by caroline....... December 01, 2006
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defqon 1

massive outdoor event , with lots of types of music including hard house , dance , trance , techno , hardstyle, gabba and many more. this event is running along side the Q-dance lable who are international knowen for their big events including qlimax and qountdown , crowds can be in excessive for over 500,000 people , which is held once a year.
ME: are you coming to Defqon 1 this year?
friend: too right wouldnt miss it for the world!!!
by dixxydee November 09, 2010
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1-series

(N.) The ultimate driving machine... with a 0-60 of ELEVEN seconds.
The 1-series is is BMW for the idiots who who also buy an A-class Merc. Namely, posers who can't afford a real car.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
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Valentine 1

A $400 piece of equipment that attaches to the windshield of your car that detects every automatic door, garage door opener, bank alarm, other radar detectors, and the occasional police radar.
Mr. A: "Why is that thing beeping like crazy?"

Mr. B: "Because we are driving past a grocery store."
by Leandro November 17, 2004
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