Tainted

To rub something vigorously on one's taint.

This meat we're eating smells awful. OH SHIT!!! IT'S BEEN TAINTED !!!!!

by 1badparatrooper August 13, 2019

Tainted Sausage

When you find out a guy has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still sausage)
See Tainted Beef for a woman.

Dude 1 'Dude, I was gona sleep with Kyle, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'

by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018

Taint Tingle

Similar to a Peter tingle in spider man but more of an anticipation of amazingness about to happen. When one gets a tingle in the taint it appears between the mud whistle and the scrotum. Could last up to 4 hours but if it exceeds that please see a doctor. Only the most amazing things can cause taint tingles.

I got a taint tingle thinking about the next podcast i was about to do.

by 15th round June 8, 2023

Taint Tickling

The act of Tickling a Males Taint, Taint Tickling

“I just came back from a taint tickling session” said joe

by Qeertyuiopasdfqwerty April 15, 2020

Taint Brush

When you run around for 10 minutes, get all nice and sweaty, then rub your sweat soaked hairy balls on someone's face.

He just gave his passed out friend the taint brush.

by [e-mail] July 14, 2018

taint toggling

When you play with the part of a woman or man between the asshole and ballsack and or vagina. What ever happens these days. Tossing it gently with a wet tongue and or finger. Enjoy

Got drunk and hooked up with my girlfriends roommate, insted of smashing we just shared some taint toggling

by Chefbiggeorge July 11, 2024

Tainting someone's essence

A slang term used in wildstar when being carried by other player's while being an average medic.

Billy- Yo dawg, did you see IIIII tainting someone's essence.
James- Yeah, he just sat there and received free rating.

by Mr Slang May 27, 2015