purple skeezer

A bitch ass nigga (Angel Sales)
Someone who is always hustling for money

Sucks too for loose change on Tuesdays

Knicname is little foot

Angel Sales is a purple skeezer,he's with Noemi.

Do you know the purple skeezer? Who? Angel

by Bigsosoa06 July 10, 2018

purple o'clock

The time of night when everyone in a group has become so giddy and sleep deprived that everything becomes funny.

Everyone: *giggling over nothing*
Person A: Oh man, is it purple o'clock already?

Person B: Probably, let me check.

Person B turns to Person C and looks them in the eyes.

Person B (with a straight face): Purple.

Person C: *begins laughing hysterically*
Person B: *also begins to laugh* It's definitely purple o'clock.

by Bunny Rose January 28, 2019

purple vinnie

This occurs when you pass out drunk with a cock ring on . Upon waking up you discover your penis is still erect and has taken on a purple hue. Amputation is required if you slept too long

Did you hear about Kyle , he was drunk playing with his dick and woke up with a purple Vinnie . Poor bastard had to have it amputated

by Liquid fart April 3, 2018

Purple Tac

The best gun in fortnite, better than the new heavy

Noice, I got me a Purple Tac!

by Mnooper May 14, 2018

PURPLE POD

A severely bruised scrotum.

I played social soccer on the weekend and the fullback kicked me right in the sack and I've woken up with a Purple Pod.

by Suck a Fkwit August 28, 2022

Purple Guy

He's the man behind the slaughter.

He's the Purple Guy! (Also named William Afton)

He's known for building robots with his good pal Henry Emily and,

Oh uhhhh.
K-k-killing children?

Purple Guy: Say one more word and I'll stuff you inside the animatronic shortly after slitting your throat in half!

by Foxtube April 21, 2022

Purple church

Slang term for a strip club, most notably located in Oceanside California

"Hey bro we are going to purple church, you in?"
"Nah I'm too broke for blue balls this week"

by Midwest Danger Crew December 22, 2021