A condition involving someone who has just had a massive penis in their mouth, spooge and all, go down the wrong pipe. Days later, the poor helpless soul has forgotten the blowjob, and now stupidly thinks he's gotten some kind of upper respiratory infection, but is so fucking poor that he can't afford meds to treat it. This sad, pathetic individual is then left to troll myspace, begging for free antibiotics.
This is based upon a little-known incident recently, where a "paranormal investigator" calling himself Lord Rick, somehow became ill, with something in his neck, and began begging people on his myspace blog for free antibiotics, and whining about how some nurse friend of his has stopped talking to him. Gee, I wonder why.
This is based upon a little-known incident recently, where a "paranormal investigator" calling himself Lord Rick, somehow became ill, with something in his neck, and began begging people on his myspace blog for free antibiotics, and whining about how some nurse friend of his has stopped talking to him. Gee, I wonder why.
Oh shit! Did you hear about Carl? He was down by the docks lastnight and blew a sailor. Now he's got Lord Rick Neck!
by SeeThirty December 14, 2008
Get the Lord Rick Neckmug. "I really wanted to break up with this girl, so I did the Angry Sith Lord. That's when I got arrested."
by Shameless M April 2, 2010
Get the Angry Sith Lordmug. by chinchillieday August 24, 2009
Get the lord sausage handsmug. 1. An expression used out of frustration and seeing no clear solution to a problem.
2. An expression of disbelief.
2. An expression of disbelief.
1. Tom: "That stripper you banged in the casino elevator that one night says she might be pregnant."
Joe: "What!? Not again! Lord have mercy..."
2. Jane: "I was so drunk that night, I wish I could remember the guy who banged me in the elevator. Im gonna get a paternity test and whoever he was is gonna be paying A LOT of child support."
Joe: "Lord have mercy..."
Joe: "What!? Not again! Lord have mercy..."
2. Jane: "I was so drunk that night, I wish I could remember the guy who banged me in the elevator. Im gonna get a paternity test and whoever he was is gonna be paying A LOT of child support."
Joe: "Lord have mercy..."
by JeezusKriestSooperstarr669 November 15, 2013
Get the lord have mercymug. Dx9ing monster trained under ISoldYouOnEbay for 1 year before becoming top 8 streets players from 2021 - 2022. Retired due to relationship with friends falling apart. Dislikes weird cyborgs and is the top 1 troll to have touched the game earning a spot in hall of fame. Noted for changing the way ts players speak.
by selly_o February 12, 2023
Get the Timedartist1845 (Alt Lord)mug. A God responsible for all the earth's weather and able to produce different type's of pasta from his loins.
"Its a nice day" said Batye
"Yes Lord Sqweeto has blessed us with a wonderful day" replied Thompson
"This pasta taste's quite loiny, i wonder if it was produced by Lord Sqweeto"
"Yes Lord Sqweeto has blessed us with a wonderful day" replied Thompson
"This pasta taste's quite loiny, i wonder if it was produced by Lord Sqweeto"
by Hman February 17, 2009
Get the Lord Sqweetomug. a fag that thinks hes big but he really isnt the word esh is short for eshay and lord is gaylord cos esh lords are gay boys but none of the ladies dig it and they have fat dicks
by follow my insta @lachiegibbo1 November 27, 2018
Get the esh lordmug.