Floor almonds

Cockroaches

Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!

by Trixie1981 June 24, 2018

Does An Airman Mop The Floor

A rhetorical question similar to “Does a bear shit in the woods” or “Is an elephant heavy”. Used by THE US Air Force, especially by NCO’s.

“Hey man, are you drinking this weekend?”

“Shittt, does an airman mop the floor?”

by mcspeedyburger December 8, 2023

floor coffee

When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.

I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.

by LaceARoo June 17, 2018

Floor Pit

When everyone at a gig lays on the floor and moshes by rolling.

"Dude that floor pit was insane!"

"I know I rolled right over him!"

by Rocket Sneakers October 3, 2008

chair floor

marks on a floor after a chair carrying weight is dragged on a floor

p1: what did you just do?
p2: chair floor!

by ehhmazing July 15, 2023

Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.

"That Mick guy who showed up last night was a drunken mess, a real floor swimmer"

by FrigOff May 20, 2014

floor

somebody who is not so smart and has a forrest on their head. this person is likeble but stupid. she only has friends that are just as stupid as she. and she loves floornication.

floor is floornicating on de floor

by florocratus labbus May 22, 2024