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morning glory flower

When a girl wakes up from a wet dream dripping with morning dew from her vagina much like when a flower has morning dew on its pedals.
I had this dream about Adam Levine last night and I woke up wetter then a morning glory flower soaked in dew.
by polockblaze1 November 6, 2015
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saturday morning slut

saturday morning slut- when you wake up after a wild party the next day only to find a trashy slut next to you in the bed. The bed is wet and there is usually a rubber under the sheets.
If you have more drinks than your liver can handle and black out in a Philly apartment then you are most likely to experience a saturday morning slut.
by topmountain October 20, 2010
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morning glory coffee

Hey do you want some morning glory coffee?
OR

Im gonna get some morning glory coffee.
by purple brownie September 29, 2010
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morning head spin

Morning head spin is when you vape 50 mg of nicotine out of your vape then take a big drink of water after it with the smoke in your mouth.
Etha: Good morning rilay, you know what time it is
Rilay: morning head spin time ?
by Chocolate and Chip October 12, 2019
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Early morning sacrifice

1.) The piece of food, or candy you eat in the morning after brushing your teeth. The purpose, for eating this "sacrifice" is, for it to take the "toothpaste" taste out of your mouth so that you can then eat something else worth your while, and not have a bad taste to it.

Birth of "Early morning sacrifice" - 1/27/12
Should I eat a granola bar, or have a starburst, for my early morning sacrifice?

That's nasty! Why do I keep forgetting to have an early morning sacrifice, before my cereal.
by TheRealPandaSwag February 22, 2012
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Sunday morning blizzard

When a group of Catholic priests perform a bukkake on you at Sunday school
Mike thought the stereotypes of Catholic priests were fake until he received his first Sunday morning blizzard
by jemalkins May 7, 2018
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Morning After Spill

Flinging oneself or being flung down a flight of stairs with the sole purpose of avoiding or terminating a pregnancy.
"I just want to take a maternity leave to get away from my asshole of a boss. So I've come to work pregnant a few times. Sadly, when I show up to work with even the tiniest glow he leaps from his desk, screams "MORNING AFTER SPILL!" and I find myself tumbling down the office stairwell. Cheers to Plan C!"
by beejer-egg August 26, 2013
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