Miss Teen National Treasure

Have you ever used a charity to achieve your own fame?

Do you call getting your leavers form signed an "appearance"??

Then you my friend are a Miss Teen National Treasure. During the reign of being Miss Teen National Treasure you post 3 of the same photos on Instagram, wear a crown, and make appearances.

I am your Miss Teen National Treasure because I raised money for charity only because I knew it'd make me 'famous'

by Veganlyf420 July 19, 2017

Dr. Jerkyll and Miss. Hyde

To jerk or not to jerk? That is the question. Essentially, you take your little lady out to a nice evening on the town, treating her to a fine meal and such. Being the nice guy you are, you invite her back home to the tune of a few hits of LSD. 30 minutes later you find yourself masterbating at a furious pace of 100 beats a minute, chasing your girl around the house screaming "I am Spartacus" and tossing little pickles at the back of her head.

You then wake up the next morning to your car keys in your ass and a pug humping itself.

"Dr. Jerkyll and Miss. Hyde, the gift that keeps on giving."

by sac-a-jew-ias July 5, 2012

miss you balik kana

Wala lang miss na kita

"i miss you balik kana"

by Bading4HiraiMomo June 10, 2022

miss me with that straight shit

When you're a demi or asexual and when a person or friend you haven't talked to in basically forever just suddenly hits you with some flirt or hand hold or some kind of b.s. while you're just casually chatting.

Person 1: It's been forever since we last talked, let's catch up.
Person 2:Yeah it has been, I missed your cute smile when we use to talk.
Person 1:...Miss me with that straight shit

by Mango Fanta June 25, 2019

You are missing the bus

The act of stupidity,foolishness, and or acting dumb

You are missing the bus if you think laker is ugly

by Fleekydeek March 5, 2017

miss mama gurl

miss mama gurl is a name to call your really true friend, and it will hold the bond.

HEYY MISS MAMA GURL HOW YOU DOIN

by My_GOODJUDY07 April 2, 2021

I NEVER MISS

A phrase that was created by that god awful film Daredevil,
however this has now been a source of amusement for 10's of people all over the world.
Can also be used for other actions... not neccessarily missing.. i.e (I NEVER READ CALL NOTES!)

Jamie: Jim there must be something that you will never ever do?
Jim: There is one thing... but I don't know if I should let you.
Jamie: What is it?
Jim: I... I... I NEVER MISS!

by James Alcock December 31, 2012