Hurricane Michael

A hurricane that coincidentally occurred on October of this year, a number of days before the new Halloween reboot movie is set to come out
Hurricane Michael is approaching! Pack up your shit and bail out!
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Michael Jackson

Hmm.. where should I start??

The King of Pop
Pop Music Icon
Record in the Guiness Book of World Records as most money spent to charities
The family that accused Michael Jackson of molesting their child admitted that they only did it for money
Michael Jackson was and will be the most talented entertainer in the world
Unfortunately, lots of people today are brainwashed by The Media and believe every little lie they come up with
Most of the world sees Michael Jackson as the real, talented, fun, loving, innocent guy he really is while the rest see him as what The Media, or what I like to call them, "The Lies" sees him as....
He died June 25, 2009, a day after my birthday.
He will never be forgotten....
R.I.P. Michael Jackson <3
Michael Jackson: If you wanna make the world a better place, then take a look at yourself and make a change

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Crusty Michael

When someone puts melted marshmallows where the sun don't shine. After the sticky surprise melts you have a crusty Michael.
Jimmy wasnt able to shit right for weeks after the Crusty Michael.
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Michael Bay

(verb) Doing a Michael Bay is a term used to describe directors that aim on style over substance, particularly in the region of sex and explosions. If your film has loads of explosions and sex appeal, yet little story, you are basically doing a Michael Bay.
(director's name here) totally did a Michael Bay on that film. Everything in it was just for the sake of it.
by CrystalBlueSky June 14, 2013
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Michael Todd

The amazing bassist for the band Coheed and Cambria. He also does the backup vocals (screams and such). His name is usually shortened to Mic, pronounced as "Mike".

He left the band in August 2006 due to personal problems. Thankfully he returned in April 2007 and has stayed ever since. During his absence, Matt Williams filled in the bass parts.
He was originally a guitarist, but picked up the bass for the pre-Coheed band Shabutie.

He uses mostly Spector basses, though has recently been favouring Fenders.

Michael plans on releasing a solo album in 2008, which he was working on during his leave. He says that it will be "more folky and more simplistic" than Claudio Sanchez's solo project, The Prize Fighter Inferno. He lists Ani Difranco and Ingrid Michaelson as some of his influences.
Person A: Michael Todd left Coheed!!
Person B: ...
Person A: Are you alright?
Person B: Not at all.
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Michael Jackson

Born on August, 29 1958 in Gary, Indiana in a family of 9 children with whom he formed a band called the Jackson 5 at the age of 6 he became famous during the motown golden years with hist such as "i want you back", "i'll be there".
Michael, the singer and most talented dancer of the band, started a solo career with his first album "off the wall" followed by "thriller" produced by Quincy Jones which sold 60 million units worldwide. He was also the first black entertainer to appear on TV and was a pioneer in terms of image, inventing the videoclip, that along with his famous dance step "the moonwalk" durin a performance of "billie jean" made him the most famous entertainer of all time. He released other albums such as "bad", "dangerous" and "HIStory" which were also very popular. Overall, he sold about 100 million albums throughout the world and earned the title "king of pop".
Nevertheless, the media crucified him using his peter pan image, he also faced many rumours about his constant physical appearance changes which were in fact due to serious diseases.
More controversial are the recent allegations of mmolesting a child resulting in a general bashing shadowing the humanitarian award he received in 2003 for giving more than 50,000,000$ to caritative foundations.
He will remain the most famous, talented, genuine and also the most misunderstood artist of the century.
"black or white", "scream", "thriller", "billie jean", "man in the mirror", "they don't care about us", "we are the world", "heal the world", "don't stop till you get enough", "ghosts", "blood on the dance floor", "you rock my world", "we've had enough"
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Michael Jordan

the real great one. The greatest basketball player of all time. The greatest thing that happened to the Bulls
1991,1992,1993,1996,1997,1998 Michael Jordan is GOD
by j-cho(really jericho) November 16, 2005
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