crack your iphone's (or any other gadget) screen by unexpectedly dropping it on a hard surface from a relevant height.
by and2 May 18, 2012
A super goofy guy, has a big nose and runs like a dinosaur, when he talks it sounds like "gshhpshhgshhpshgasg"
Josh pool-someone who is gay
by Taco taint February 25, 2015
Smartest, handsomest, and funniest man you'll ever meet
Possibly the sexiest man ever, gets all the poon and will steal your bitch if you aren't paying attention.
Possibly the sexiest man ever, gets all the poon and will steal your bitch if you aren't paying attention.
Person 1:Oh shit who the fuck is that dude leaping over tall buildings with a single stride and swimming across the Pacific Ocean in a day?
Person 2: Oh that's just Josh Motherfucking Ross
Person 1: Wow who is that boy over there, he's so smart, and funny, and he's really handsome too
Person 2: Oh that's Josh Ross
Person 2: Oh that's just Josh Motherfucking Ross
Person 1: Wow who is that boy over there, he's so smart, and funny, and he's really handsome too
Person 2: Oh that's Josh Ross
by JoshRossLover December 21, 2017
Only the most absolutely bootylicious fella to walk our solar system. His dick dastardly energy will make any man in a 17 million mile radius bust a nut and any woman squirt like a power washer. This man has the biggest weenie ever recorded in universal history... Also refers to a large amount of weed
by ~~~~ pee ~~~~ March 02, 2023
by dergattsO July 27, 2017
Tendency of a publicly traded market, such as a stock market, to rise shortly before the market closes (in a manner that is at once surprising yet somehow predictable). The adjective presumably comes from the American colloquial "josh", as in "joke" or "it happened again so you must be joking", and "jam" as in a supply of buying orders that overwhelms the selling pressure on the market.
by evanesce May 12, 2011