Ian

A person who respects your own difference without receiving anything. Contemporaneous, they hurt you sometimes. In a nutshell, you should ask them for friendship.

friendship, respect, Ian

by ianlovegood189 November 22, 2021

Ian

A highlighter that wears Santa hats too much

Ian got bit by a bug trying to get his Santa hat

by Anonymous Fruit November 25, 2024

Dirty Ian

The act of rape against little kids while caking them in human feces

“I heard that jeff is pulling a dirty ian with the kids in his basement”

by Justjawshin March 19, 2025

ian

a small cunt with a small penis and no life

ur such a ian

every ian wants to suck darren tan cock

( very small)

by darren tan November 22, 2021

Ian

Ians are quite possibly the sexiest men alive today. They're not super outgoing or into BDSM, and they don't have a ton of kinks you should consider before climbing into bed with them. However, Ians can be so loving and caring once you get to know them. That is what is important. You need to befriend Ian first before trying to reap all of the benefits and rewards. If you don't, his friends will come at you and literally demolish your entire reputation, if you had one, to begin with. If you find an Ian, hold on tight. You've found a keeper.

Guy 1 "That guy is so good at sports and school and girls and counterintelligence for the communist forces of China"
Guy 2 "He must be an Ian. There's no way around it"

by Ilikemen2203483 February 23, 2022

Ian Browned

When a person is well and truly tired, utterly fucked or a false viking.

Used in sentence:
"Jesus, I'm Ian Browned after that run!"

by BlindJellyfishh February 9, 2019

ian cowan

a nice respectful Mexican boy who lives in a family of 8 he enjoys Tybing from jaxson amweg and he likes to rape bros and play rdr2 and get super baked with his P.I.C colt the bolt also he has a felony

"ian cowan get down here and rub my feet!"

by panthic_gurkin December 17, 2018