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hairy JU

the vaginal region that is unusually hairy, hairs are often long and curly...like a jewish man (hence JU)
"shit i have to shave my hairy JU"
"oh god i have suchhh a hairy JU atm"
"ewww did you see her hairy JU?!?"
"Mann dats some haiirry poontang, just like JU!"
by mary lovegoat October 5, 2008
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Hairy Miffy

OMG are you wearing furry panties?
HOLY SHIT! No! that's just a hairy Miffy!!
by American Hamster February 15, 2009
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Hairy Swirl

When a girl has a hairy asshole, you wrap the hair around your dick and duct tape it, then rip it off.
Alex: Barbara's ass is still sore from the hairy swirl I gave her last night.

Bob: Nice!
by Mecha Kirby December 18, 2008
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hairy sea lemon

a hairy sea lemon is a term for somebody who fails at life. it has been coined from one of the monsters in legends of dragoona that looks like a sea lemon. it's really easy to beat and it fails at life as well
Tiger Woods fails at life, therefore he is: a hairy sea lemon.
by mikki.bug December 23, 2009
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Hairy Sackett

A term that when uttered will usually end a conversation or Facebook thread abruptly. The effect of this is always more pronounced when the subject of the conversation revolves around the now deceased singer/song writer Ronnie James Dio.
Although the possibility of a Hairy Sackett was first postulated by the mathematician Liebniz in 1704, it was not until 1974 that the Indian physicist Sivaramakrishna Chandrasekhar was able to empirically prove it's existance.
Person 1: I have to tell you the story about my enormous cyst before we have dinner.

Person 2: Hairy Sackett
by Ullahammer February 25, 2011
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hairy tomato

When a women menstruates on a man's testicle sac and the man then wipes his sac across the face of the women.
Yeah! that bitch totally ate up my my hairy tomato last night!
by bieberhole69 August 12, 2011
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Hairy Omelette

When a woman's vagina grows excessive stubble overnight.

Or you were just too drunk to realize just how hairy her vagina was the night before.
Example 1
Her pussy was soft as a baby butt last night, but this morning I woke up to hairy omelette and she wanted me to lick it. I don't need razor burn on my lips.

Example 2
I met this girl at the bar last night and we hooked up. The next morning I woke up to breakfast in bed, but unfortunately all she was serving me was a hairy omelette. I went to the bathroom, grabbed her razor and said, call me when you take care of that mess.
by dsm2 November 24, 2013
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