Fanny football

A creative though painful way of catching a football in female leagues

Good we had a fanny football player on our team.

by Vincent Scorpio August 28, 2012

Football

Kick a ball into a goal

Also known as soccer

Let’s play football dude

by Mannamedjeff May 15, 2022

sex football

A style of play that is beautiful to watch with no shithousery. It is like football porn.

Wow, Manchester City are playing sex football!
Who doesn't love a bit of sex football?

by ajkl19 July 28, 2018

Boys Football

An adorable little time scheduled throughout the month called "practice" or if they wanna be serious, a "game" where boys dress up in matching cute silly little costumes, call themselves a "team" and throw around a ball and play fight.

Sorry carol, I cant hang out today. I need to attend my sons *Boys Football* practice

by vampzx3 December 18, 2024

Football

Football is when you think you have appendicitis but you actually have testicular cancer so you shove you foot up your balls.

Let’s watch some football!

by joeypig1108 August 9, 2022

Football head

A big headed dummy

“Oh, that ryan? Like… the football head one?”

by OldeEnglish&FortyFives March 20, 2023

puerto rican football with legs

Long name for a loud and extremely annoying taco dog.

Shut the fuck up, you puerto rican football with legs!!!

by Japanese American Wanker May 31, 2018