by bcdkshbc October 15, 2022
Get the eric dong zhuomug. Spanish Eric - Overview.
This is an alias for a tight arsed cunt with several properties in Spain. He will never holiday in these dwellings but will use them to take numerous solitary breaks.
Whilst taking a break he will constantly send photos (library) of everything he consumes, boring the shit out of his friends (worded very loosely)
Whilst sitting alone he pines for his UK friends, hoping that some will buy property near to one of his casa's, so that they can take photos of drinks and tapas together and go shopping for upside down pineapples.
Personality
He's a cunt.
Appearance
Spanish Eric
wears special order shorts that would turn dinghy back to Calais.
His choice of shorts are vulgar in appearance and one would think he wears them for a dare.
Perversions
Spanish Eric mostly enjoys singing opera to transvestites in the hope that once again he'll have a hard dick to play with.
Spending copious amounts of money (Sterling, and Euros) in titty bars when the trannies have retired is not usual.
Home life
When not stuck on the M62 Spanish Eric loves to spend time in his reading nook studying the history of Air fryers 2010-2024. He and his current wife Spanish Sarah have an ever growing collection of these heinous machines.
Seldom, in fact fucking never does he invited his friend to his UK residence.
Legend has it he keeps his parents locked in the attic and bleeds their pension money from them to spend on airport parking.
This is an alias for a tight arsed cunt with several properties in Spain. He will never holiday in these dwellings but will use them to take numerous solitary breaks.
Whilst taking a break he will constantly send photos (library) of everything he consumes, boring the shit out of his friends (worded very loosely)
Whilst sitting alone he pines for his UK friends, hoping that some will buy property near to one of his casa's, so that they can take photos of drinks and tapas together and go shopping for upside down pineapples.
Personality
He's a cunt.
Appearance
Spanish Eric
wears special order shorts that would turn dinghy back to Calais.
His choice of shorts are vulgar in appearance and one would think he wears them for a dare.
Perversions
Spanish Eric mostly enjoys singing opera to transvestites in the hope that once again he'll have a hard dick to play with.
Spending copious amounts of money (Sterling, and Euros) in titty bars when the trannies have retired is not usual.
Home life
When not stuck on the M62 Spanish Eric loves to spend time in his reading nook studying the history of Air fryers 2010-2024. He and his current wife Spanish Sarah have an ever growing collection of these heinous machines.
Seldom, in fact fucking never does he invited his friend to his UK residence.
Legend has it he keeps his parents locked in the attic and bleeds their pension money from them to spend on airport parking.
by anonymous June 28, 2024
Get the Spanish Ericmug. These two are meant for eachother! If an Eric ever meets a Tiffany, he needs to make sure she breaks up with her current BF and start hanging out immediately.
Oh dang, look at Eric and Tiffany, such a cute amazing couple they are, they would make the cutest baby.
by Foxeyethefuzz July 26, 2024
Get the Eric and Tiffanymug. by Sir Vibz April 25, 2022
Get the ericmug. A man who is irrelevant. Someone who keeps responding when he is not called for. Usually has hair that is disrespected, but is very popular.
by Master of precision December 6, 2017
Get the other ericmug. by StellaPTX March 3, 2025
Get the Eric Cartman syndromemug. a feeble attempt at humor, by means of pointing out the obvious in a given scenario. its called an "Eric" joke because a guy called eric popularized these jokes. not to be confused with "dad jokes" because eric jokes are actually funni
by AgentYuva June 16, 2024
Get the Eric jokemug.