dirty Aldo

sticking a persons hair up their partners crotch and fingering them for the unique feel

i gave my gf a dirty Aldo last night

by Jeremyvine December 7, 2020

dirty Aldo

sticking a persons hair up their partners crotch and then fingering them

i gave my GF a dirty Aldo last night

by Jeremyvine December 7, 2020

Dirty aubergine

When you unload in someone’s mouth then mix it with orange juice then drink it from there mouth

Today for breakfast I did a dirty aubergine with my boyfriend to go along with my eggs

by Thistookmesolongtosignin January 7, 2021

Dirty Arie

A term used when someone is blows air into another’s vagina.

My partner gave me the Dirty Arie the other day then left.

by ASmallWaffleOnTheSide January 18, 2021

Dirty Ark

When you fuck someone and cum in them over and over till they are packed full then you stick a plug in them off till the jizz hardens in them and you do that till it completely fills them and eventually have to go to the doctor to have it surgically removed and then they have a new snack to eat

My girlfriend and I just got back from the hospital with her new snack I had been working on her dirty ark for months.

by flounder98w March 12, 2021

dirty alive

When you stick your dick in an at least 10 year old corpse and fuck it to life. This maneuver requires the most holy of sex positions, missionary. The corpse should reanimate only to say a Bible verse, moan, and then spit it’s dirty corpse juices into you mouth.

Bruh I went to the cemetery and did a dirty alive last night....those juices were kinda fire ngl

by MegaMonkeyMoney April 1, 2021

Dirty Arkansas

When you fuck your cousin and ur sister in a 1977 impala and down a whole bottle of motor fuel down both females vaginal entries and snorkel the fuel out with half a straw and the right side of your tongue.

"Heh.. hey cletus what did u think of dirty arkansas I pulled on missy last night."

by Gibby the dirty arkansas king April 18, 2021