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emotional dildo

the person she goes to for emotional validation and support when her significant other is absent, has hurt her feelings, or has ended the relationship.
He keeps cheating on her, and I want to be supportive, but I'm just tired of being her emotional dildo.
by chimpy82 November 6, 2023
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Dildo breath

My business is none of yours dildo breath.
by SunDanceKidd November 19, 2023
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screaming dildos

An alternative way of saying ‘the boy who cried wolf
Man 1: I fucked a well fit girl called Bella last night, made her cum twice and she cooked me breakfast

Man 2: I can’t believe a word you say, you’re always screaming dildos
by benfeather December 31, 2023
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screaming dildos

An alternative way of saying ‘the boy who cried wolf
Man 1: I fucked a well fit girl called Bella last night, made her cum twice and she cooked me breakfast

Man 2: I can’t believe a word you say, you’re always screaming dildos
by benfeather December 31, 2023
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Dookie dildo

Your fucked up weirdos pooping on your dildo
by anonymous January 15, 2024
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Dildo

Dildo (noun) (adj) (slang) As to person: A tool used for someone else's pleasure. Usually determental to the majority.
President Biden is such a dildo for the liberal globalist agenda.
by Teratoma01 February 2, 2024
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Triple Sided Dildo

This has not been invented yet
so heres my mark on it
-Thorn Kinsey
by nora archymern April 7, 2023
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