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Clocked

My nose is clocked
by 16@salma@askar October 29, 2022
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Alarm clock

A physiological horror of the morning involving a sound most likely a beep over and over. Used in the CIA as a tactic then removed because it was inhumane.
John had his alarm clock go off this morning. He is now in a mental hospital given drugs because the ptsd is to severe.
by Gototheofficemyfriend October 9, 2022
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clock splatter

A clock that Is a fucking asshole fuck you how did you even find this
A clock splatter isn't even a thing you dumbass hillbilly fucking asshole bitch cunt.
by BigDickMotherFucker69420 January 9, 2022
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Japan 'o Clock

The hour in video games where Japanese players are the most active. Expect to get absolutely destroyed by players who are 10x above your skill level.
Friend 1: "Man, we're getting absolutely destroyed by the enemy team every game now!"
Friend 2: "It's more than likely Japan 'o Clock at the moment."
by MysticTactician May 13, 2022
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alarm clock

get woken up by it stay in bed for an hour realize the infinite you've gotten yourself into
i got woken up by my alarm clock

I'm gonna now kill myself
by Ol'banana December 6, 2021
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Balls O' Clock

Balls O' Clock is something you say to your friend when they say anything
Guy 1: Hey want to hang out after school today?
Guy 2: Balls O' Clock
by D1N0NUGGIES December 6, 2021
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scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.
My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.
by Sandolorian December 12, 2021
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