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clock

clock clock
clock!
by Associated February 15, 2023
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Writer's Clock

A writer's circadian rhyme and rhythm clock, now as it happens then as it is.
"Sorry for texting so early. I didn't notice the tyhme* til after I sent it. Writer's Clock."
by PartisanZ September 9, 2023
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gerbil o clock

The time of day you inject gerbils into your system. One cage is at the mouth, one at the asshole, and gerbils are let in to explore until one is turned inside out by the gerbil conga. Done at exactly 11:14AM preferably on tuesdays. Popular with gay men. The time of day is incredibly important to those performing the act for symbolic reasons. Time specific gerbilling
Wow, Gerry! It's Gerbil O Clock! Everybody pray for Gerry!
by EwoksinspaceUrbanDictionary December 26, 2017
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Give him a clock

when you give someone a clock it's just a matter of time till they get their wig split
did you hear what he said? he's been talking mad shit

yeah - someones gonna give him a clock he'll get his ass beat or wig split soon enough
by Superduperextra May 9, 2018
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clock fuck

When one is fucking against the clock, they have no desire for an intimate fuck or to feel the passion and desire of the moment. One has a job to do in a set period of time, this is a clock fuck. Fucking in a set period of time.
'My parents will be home in 15 minutes.... We're going to have to clock fuck'
by WPC August 12, 2015
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clocked

In Australia, the term "clocked" refers to being punched extremely hard in the face.

Basically im saying IF YOU DONT MOVE THE FUCK OUT MY WAY YOU WILL BE CLOCKED
Dont go near terqauvion, you will be clocked
by I<3Chickens July 26, 2022
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