clock pimpin

Chilling at work Making easy money Sitting on your Ass getting paid$$$ for doing Nothing

Pimping your Job and Not getting Pimped

Aye Mane I been at work allday Clock pimpin I gotta get them New Jordans

by Straight Gangsta '86 November 25, 2019

Cumbrian Alarm Clock

Waking a sleeping bed fellow with anal sex.

She was rudely awakened by Chris’s Cumbrian Alarm Clock.

by ChrisOl May 06, 2021

Back side of the clock

The civilian equivalent of the military term "o dark thirties". Equates to the 11pm to 7am 3rd shift for businesses which run 24/7.also. Known as "graveyard shift".

I'll be working the back side of the clock for the next few weeks. I'll always be eating breakfast!

by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021

Clock Locking

The illusion of time going incredibly slow generally caused by locking eye contact with a clock.

Sophie: "Seriously, this has been the slowest hour of my life"
Rob: "Stop clock locking yourself"

by trebortron June 06, 2013

clock balk

A rule that MLB was going to enforce on the pitcher that stipulates the pitcher is charged with a balk after a period of time expires.

He should be charged with a clock balk.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

Clock Gobbling Flagget

A clock gobbling falgget is a man of the effimenete nature who loves the taste of sweaty cock. He devours the meat like a teenage whore on prom night. Clock gobbling flaggets also love cats. They love the feel of their fur, the taste of their kiss and the feel of cat cock on their drooling little tongue. Clock gobbling flaggets enjoy taking it up the ass, licking the butt, but never taste the ta'int. You know a clock gobbling flagget when you see one. He has long, thick braids, tight pants that show his ass wares and is usually a Manager in a retail store. He treats his employees like pure shit because he has no life outside of work. He will stab you in the back, talk about you to everyone and he especially loves eating your lunch. Your local clock gobbling flagget can be seen at the Club dancing like it's 1999, lurking around the Men's restroom waiting for a big, Black cock to slap him in the face and spending hours on his knees taking it up the butt.

Eric was caught by campus security slobbing on Jeff's knob. He is such a clock gobbling flagget.

If you like the taste or cock on your tongue you my friend are a clock gobbling flagget.

by SlobKnobRob June 17, 2025

Clocked

Used when someone has undeniably won something. This something is usually limited to a few things, such as arguments.

For example, when you're having an argument and you undeniably have beaten the other person in the debate you would say "I clocked that bitch"

by luckuso January 13, 2025