clock soccer

A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker

Oh u clock soccers jashghasgashgahskjahskjas

by DialLforDollars August 4, 2007

clock jargon

When you ask someone for the time and are told "half past" or "quarter past".

Person 1: Excuse me... What time is it?
Person 2: Quarter past.
Person 1: That's clock jargon... Can you tell me what the exact time is please?

by Fairhart January 23, 2017

Adam clocking

The art of scratching ones face until they bleed. This art is preformed when one is angered.

My sister took the last slices of pizza so I Adam clocked her

He told me to hit him but i would rather use adam clocking

by Trueandhonestdefintions March 30, 2019

cogsworth the clock

a character in beauty and the beast. man turned to clock. a crazy tale. good nickname for a cody.

: “o my what is that”
: “me? o i’m cogsworth the clock”

by doopscooppoop May 4, 2020

Jump The Clock

To be late on attendance

You jumped the clock, don't do it again.

If you jump the clock again, we'll have to fire you

by SauceMilliken July 31, 2017

Clock

A digital scale

Let me use your clock real qyick

by Nessnice August 30, 2025

UFO Alarm Clock

This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!

“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”

“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”

by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020