Curb Church

Curb Church is where you meet with a friend to talk about life, love, and the pursuit of happiness on a street curb till the wee hours of the morning while chasing the sunrise.

I could really use a little curb church tonight.

by Sjflow August 5, 2018

church camped

When your girls goes to church camp for a week a returns saying she loves jesus more than you!

Craig just got church camped And is now Crying.

by JobinSwag October 13, 2015

Church's Chicken

KFC on steroids

Church's Chicken is the best

by SPrice1980 April 17, 2022

Church Yelling

When you smoke pot while taking a back road on the way home.

Mike: Dude, take the back road today.

Josh: Why?

Mike: Because I got a bag of weed, we can go church yelling.

Josh: Sweet.

by Olympic Jackass December 10, 2011

Dick Church

Founded by the first king of dicks and his council of cocks. Worshipping the dick kings dick. It is all powerful and grants the gift of life. It is a sin to cum in a place other then the woman's vagina because it's considered a wasted life. Our greatest holiday is in the month of December. It is called dickcember. For 31 days a group of 12 or more people, 6 males and 6 females, are locked in a room where they then have a battle royal with their genitals. The last one standing is crowned king of dicks until the next dickcember.

Worshipping takes place on the equinoxes. To hail the sun and the moon as they cum together

"Let's go to dick church."

by Constrain December 6, 2017

The church kids

Stereotypical Trump loving, started smoking at 13, love 2 hunt & fish, redneck type

The church kids started a fire in one of their back yards after communion last Sunday.

by Franz Ferdinand June 26, 2025

Church

The Last Name Church Means Your Mother and Father Will Always Stick Together if You Do Something Wrong Your Punishment Is Probably Going To Fuck You Over

Did You Hear Those Church parents Last night

Yes I Did

by Harry1727 November 23, 2021