Timmy: dang chang beat me again at kahoot, I’ll show him. HEY CHANG
Chang: do you need something?
Timmy: *Chinese middle finger*
Chang: do you need something?
Timmy: *Chinese middle finger*
by Cocoa Waffles January 14, 2021
The act of urinating into anothers mouth and proceed to exchange the urine from one to another through the mouth.
by jvilla423 April 05, 2014
Two objects, namely one uncircumcised penis, and one other penis gently come together into a tip to tip union. Once touching, the uncircumcised male then proceeds to encapsulate the other mans shaft creating a perfect vacuum seal. Akin to a Chinese Finger Trap, once the seal has been established one of the participants then urinates to create a wee filled water balloon; this is then deposited into the third participants mouth.
Juan and Pablo were both feeling a bit bored so they decided to engage in a Chinese Water Balloon and dump it in Hector's mouth
by Frashley123 June 06, 2014
A system that Chinese government uses to throw shit to the young people so they will be busy dealing with grades and have no time to rebel the dictatorship.
by Tony19991105 February 11, 2018
That infamous chatter-sound which is emitted from an array of plastic-based devices if shaken, such as McDonalds toys, dollar store walkie talkies, etc. When hearing this sound, one instantly recognizes it's Chinese origin. This sound is also a warning of the devices short-lived life coming to an end.
"Man I just bought this etchasketch and its already giving me the chinese secret rattle, im thinking of returning this chinese piece of crap."
by LuckByChance July 13, 2009
When a man puts his ass in his partner’s face while his partner is sleeping. He then wakes his partner up abruptly. When his partner sits up out of surprise he/she will sit up face first into the initiator’s rear. Nose in ass. Mouth in taint. Chin - nuts.
by Reindeer boob December 19, 2019
Fingering a woman while on her period, then proceed to paint a picture on her stomach with the blood.
Last night I was Chinese finger painting the Mona Lisa.
by DirtyWank911 July 12, 2017