Craig Brown

Verb: doing one or both of the following typically at night time - 1) Getting super baked 2) getting laid.
Adjective: used to describe an evening where you either 1) got super baked 2) met a random person and hooked up 3) both.

Brandon: What did you do last night?
Ethan: I Craig Browned in honor of the holidays.

I met this girl and it quickly turned into a Craig Brown kind of night.

by spidermanbreal June 2, 2016

Midnight Brown

Taking a dump in a friend and/or lovers bed whilst they are sleeping, then retiring to an adjoining room to watch NCIS re-runs as you wait

Bruh, I totally left a midnight brown in Lance's bed last night. I hope he doesn't roll over!

by The EBT Swashbuckler May 21, 2016

brown clipping

During anal sex, after pulling out completley either accidental or intentional, the accidental brushing of the vaginal area with the penis during the process of reinsertion.

I'm not doing that again. He kept brown clipping me all night.

by Sinmatic May 28, 2016

Brown Sneeze

Explosive Shart

Results: the walk of shame

After Jared’s evening of taco tuesday the aroma of ground pepper brought along a sneeze that had an extra surprise that resulted in a brown sneeze

by Im going to die #coronavirus69 January 29, 2020

The brown tower

A terraria house consisting of many wooden NPC houses aranged ontop of each other so as to make a wooden tower.

What?! Everyone on this server is amazing at building. How don't they just end up with the brown tower

by Kukkija the Cookie Jar April 7, 2020

Brown Carrie

When you dump a bucket of diarrhea on someone's head, or you are receiving a rim job and diarrhea on their face.

I was giving him a rim job last night and he Brown Carrie'd me.

by Seanye721 October 15, 2020

brown dartboard

When you insert the poop of a person into the anus of another person

Hi, would you like to try a brown dartboard?

by Dylahooga July 29, 2012