Sperm Break

noun -

1)A connotation used to define a period of time wherein the parties involved are taking a leave of absence from education, society, and more importantly sex/masturbation.

2)A connotation used to define a period of time wherein the parties involved decide that they need to have sex or masturbate.

3)Another way to say/define Spring Break (as denoted by the large number of hook-ups that occur during this period of time off: see definition 4).

Adj. - Sperm Breaker

4)Another word for a condom
1) Man I've had too many hook-ups this semester, I need a sperm break so I can focus on my classes...

2) I'm soo stressed out right now I need a sperm break!

3) Oh man, I can't wait for Sperm Break! It's gonna be soo wild!

4) Do you have a sperm breaker by chance? I really need one bad!
by ExplicitLyrics April 01, 2009
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Fast break

Sticking your stern rod in an onion ring and then getting it sucked off.
Quanshetta gave me a fast break at lunch today.
by Coolkid7 February 13, 2015
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breaking bank

Spending money that you don't have. Using loans.
That family is breaking bank for her. That's a lot of debt.
by Labortil14 August 07, 2011
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Break and fake

When a woman breaks a man off before she gets off. She ends up faking her orgasm.
"How was last night with you and your man?"
"Shiiiit, boy was too quick. You know I just did that break and fake."
"Ohhhh damn, waste of time!"
by Alyssa B December 06, 2007
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Bad Break

An incomplete attempt at a satisfying shit.

A turd that snaps off prematurely, requiring excessive wiping that usually results in a clogged toilet, sloss, a raw sore asshole, a greasy unclean feeling the rest of the day, and ultimately skid marks.
I was so excited to have a satisfying dump, but sadly it ended in a bad break.

I gotta go and rewipe.. I had a bad break earlier..

Call a plumber, the toilet is filled with sloss.... "Oh sorry about that I had a bad break this morning."
by Jt8d November 03, 2012
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break even

One of the better bands coming from Western Australia
person one: ohmygosh. anime fire is playing on friday
person two: break even is way better <333
by dominika March 22, 2008
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