Mushroom Baptism

A act where a man dips his penis in gelatin, jello, or other viscous liquids, like yogurt.

"I just had the most wicked Mushroom Baptism last night!"

by ヨーグルトマッシュルームマスターmushroom man January 10, 2026

allen jean baptiste

The number one fastest human on earth

Allen jean baptiste just sped past everyone damn

by Amishtago February 27, 2017

bobbing for booties

when you stick your face in someones booty shaft

did you just go bobbing for booties? dont let your wife know

by i love lukenshina April 20, 2018

madder than a baptist in a brothel

Really angry, may incite a physical altercation.

(Girlfriend after boyfriend caught cheating)

Catching him kissing my best friend just made me madder than a baptist in a brothel!

by Mistabone February 1, 2018

Box Boi Boati

a person who has dumb ass friend who call him that when his name is Cody

Look at that boi, Box Boi Boati

by that one two nigga May 8, 2018

Brown Butter Baptism

When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.

Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!

by 13.9 March 21, 2022

Traditional Mexican Baptism

When a woman inadvertently gives birth directly into a seldom-emptied, diarrhea-splattered porta potty.

Joaquin is messed up in the head. Probably has to do with the fact that he received a Traditional Mexican Baptism when he was born.

by MinMax123 July 12, 2022