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My dad beats me

A saying that some idiots say to make others feel bad for them and to get the special treatment
"My dad beats me for eating his pain pills. Ha ha dad, I can't feel the cricket bat!"
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best girl friend

*Not to be confused with "one of the guys" or "girlfriend"

The girl who befriends the wierd kid with pink hair, ACDC shirts, and floppy skate shoes in middle school. The girl who is completely unaware that this awkward, scrawny kid will eventually become the guy of her dreams. The girl that thinks she's just being nice but all the sudden realizes she's not just nice, but lucky. As time goes on she realizes she has become his "bro" and, in his eyes, is no longer a specimin in his dating pool. She has to act as though she's interested in hearing him ramble on about the hott girl he met in physics or the 'totally sick' new deathcore band he just downloaded on to his iPhone1700. The girl who has to sit there and watch him snuggle up with another chick who looks just like her and pretend she has no idea that she's the third wheel. She's the girl who when she says she's 'confused' on where their relationship stands and he pulls something out of his ass like:

"Oh, I know how the lines can get blurred sometimes. It's cool dude."

- (as if you had just apologized)

Being the "best girl friend" is almost like being the average looking sidekick to the sexy super hero. Sure, it's awesome to be seen with him...but who ever notices her? She's the girl who wants what she can't have and the boy...is all too oblivious.
You're my best girl friend, dude. Our relationship is awesome. Why would you want to screw that up?
by kickdrumcam014 September 9, 2010
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the best day of my life

The day in your life where the best possible thing could happen to you, so good, nothing better could ever happen to you
Comercial Guy: "i won an X-Box 360, this is the best day of my life!!!"
by Not a Joo September 21, 2005
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Multi-purpose best boy

The one boy who will take on any role in a girl's life. Usually an attempt to be unofficially a permanent part of her life.
When you're taken, he often is the best guy friend.
When you're dating a loser, he breaks you both up.
When there's trouble, he's the big brother.
When you're single, he will often date you as long as you have no one. Occasionally can turn into very intense flirting.

Can be sexy, kind, funny, talented, stylish, passionate, romantic, even adoring or very attractive.
Quite often is charming and extremely kind but has a low chance of being married due to a complex issue in his life.
Every girl needs a multi-purpose best boy.
Girl: My ex is being so mean!
Boy: I'll kick his ass! You just go get dressed up pretty and we'll go to the mall. When your ex is around, you can be clingy to make him jealous! Deal, sweets?
Girl: Oh yeah! I'll make sure I look really nice for him to see us in public!*I love my multi-purpose best boy!*
Boy: That's better! I'll spike my hair so we look good together. Hold on babe. :D
Girl 2: OMG! I need a guy like that!!!
Boy: I'm her multi-purpose boy so I'm taken!
by ArcticIceAngelFlames April 6, 2011
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Beets?

The act of questioning a friend if you would hook up with a certain girl.
Used in code in order to protect the true question. Can be said directly in front of girl.
"Beets??"
(Walking through the mall, and see a decent looking girl that you need approval of) You would say.....
'Hey bro, Beets?
by TheWhiteKnight January 6, 2008
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Bess

A server-level Internet filtering service used by many public schools, which blocks out adult content, email access, personal webmastering accounts, and anything that is construed to be "fun." It's basically "censorship," any way you look at it.

Unfortunately, access to educational materials is blocked, due to technicalities.

For example, one would be hard-pressed to pull up the text of "Romeo and Juliet," because there is a line that says "Sleep dwell upon thine eyes, peace in thy breast!"

Of course, Romeo is referring to the heart, and not the female breast, in this sense; but the filtering program does not understand that.
Eventually, students will be presented with a "Bess Can't Go There" screen, whenever they try to access ANYTHING online.
by Jason L. April 14, 2005
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world's best rappers list

There is no one such list.
Unfortunately, there will never be agreement over this issue.
Perfection or skill is what you make of it.
All of us have different points of view.
Critically speaking, though, we all know who was the best.
Get the (subliminal) message about the "world's best rappers list"?
by Future Truth October 29, 2005
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