bean play

noun, When someone takes their fingers and gently fondles your nads in a soft, caressing manner.

When i go to the massage parlor, i always ask the nice Korean lady to go "extra soft," so she would proceed to give me some bean play.

by Rhett Perry January 4, 2008

Ripe Bean

An aroused female. Slang for when her clitoris becomes engorged during sexual arousal, resembling a "ripe bean"

Woman: "lick my ripe bean"

by Bambieticklejugs September 13, 2019

Fried Bean

The post orgasm, swollen clitoris. Sensitive to the touch and can no longer be stimulated.

I just frigged myself to three orgasms. I got one fried bean.

Rachel passed out last night after I rubbed her to orgasm. Yea I gave her one fried bean.

That three way last night left Cindy with a fried bean and one sore pussy.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

bean slayer

Someone who has a list of Mexican females that can be crossed off by having sex with them.

How many does he have now? He's such a Bean Slayer!!

by dannybigfanny April 20, 2014

Garbgombgo Bean

It's a garbanzo bean with mild brain trauma

"Hey man you ever eaten a garbgombgo bean?"
"No you retarded fuck, they don't fucking exist"

by Galactic927 May 12, 2020

lidl beans

Peanuts in weak tomato sauce

Little Johnny:' what's for tea Mum?'

Mum: 'Peanuts in tomato sauce by the look of it!'

Little Johnny: 'Not Lidl beans again!!!!'

by Cacker Man October 28, 2013

Smol Bean

The people who bully you in Royale High and say you look like a Barbie/Slender

Don't be fooled by their short stature or their ugly hoodies and poor people accessories, these girls/boys are VICIOUS.

My sister: Oh wow did you see that Smol Bean over there?
Me: Yeah..they're so ugly and had the nerve to call me a Barbie..smh.

by Gracemeow January 24, 2021