Apple cheeks

Full and round, wet with dew, flushed and rosy like the Pink Lady variety of apple. Apple Cheeks on a male are a marker of inborn homosexuality on the deepest genetic level.

With apple cheeks like that, George Michael could never pass for straight.

by Banana Hammie November 1, 2019

apple bottom

A A$% thats round,boucey,beauty, and thick.

Ms.Nicole got a apple bottom in those jeans.

by Ms.Nicole December 2, 2003

apple computer

A computer that requires the use of special software to run any application. Is good for editing movies ;). It sucks overall

this apple computer is a piece of crap

by w1ck3d July 2, 2003

apple computer

Piece of crap

"Wow my apple computer is quite comparable to a piece of crap"

by yerp July 3, 2003

apple computer

Proof from the mechanical world that good looks does not equal ability to do even the simplest tasks.

My PC may not look like that Mac, but at least I can watch my crap in peace.

by PetesWayUK July 3, 2003

white apple

the act or process of placing, thrusting, shoving, or otherwise penetrating one's penis into his computer's disk drive.

i made a white apple this morning

by i'm hilarious i know March 11, 2010

madam's apple

The large thyroid nodule visible on the neck of middle aged woman

She had biopsy of her "madam's apple"

by proton99 May 20, 2009