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Baby-Train

Having a very high number of children, two children can be very expensive to raise in today's world/economy, but some people have more than 4. This wasn't a big deal in the baby boom post WWII, when we had a population decrease. But in today's economy, and with our overpopulation, it's a really bad move, unless said person is Richie Rich/Daddy Warbucks. Most parents of these baby trains don't exactly look the part of someone who can offer these children a very good quality of life (at least, not THAT many kids..)

The term "Baby Train" refers to the appearance of the parents walking down the street followed in a single-file line up by several kids (or following behind several kids), giving the appearance of a train towing cars. If they're pregnant while having a ton of kids, it is sometimes referred to as the "caboose" for being the last one (in theory) in the line up of "train cars".

It is questionable if these people are ever NOT pregnant, like half the kids were conceived in the delivery room or something. Also theorized that some children are "expendable" in case poor parenting or a freak accident results in the loss of one, they would have a replacement, so to speak.
*sees a parent pushing a double-stroller, with four kids tagging behind, and one in her arms* "Holy baby-train!"
by BJ Blaskowitsch September 30, 2012
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Train slob

It's when a lot of bitches line up to slob on your johnson.
Dave: "Holy shit did you hear about James and the train slob?"
Mike: "Yes, I heard he had jasmine in that bitch."
by Scarrty March 5, 2018
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man-trained

To be bamboozled into following a hyperlink to a picture of a sex position in which a group of men are penetrating each other in a line
'Hey, Pham, check out this picture.' 'Aw, damn, that is a bunch of men doing each other. I guess I got man-trained. AGAIN.'
by Ant1L1f3 October 18, 2008
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Train-damage

The damage (mental or physical) a man or woman who has indulged in an over abundance of sexual partners in the course of a day, suffers.
Tracy was slurring her words, her friends put it down to the train-damage she suffered at last nights party.
by Smuuush November 18, 2016
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Soul Train

A train passing a crossing at the moment an emergency vehicle is supposed to pass. This train signifies the victim isn’t supposed to make it.
The ambulance can’t pass the crossing because of the train!
Yeah, it’s a soul train.
by L3ST3R February 9, 2020
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bomb train

Trains hauling tanker cars carrying particularly explosive forms of crude oil; Diluted Bitumen or Baaken Crude.
The city of Lac Megantic, Canada was destroyed by a Bomb Train in 2013.
by Stop Line 9 Toronto May 22, 2016
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EV Training

min-maxing in Pokémon. Involves killing only specific species of wild pokémon that drop the desired stat boosts and running from pokémon that drop undesired ones until said stat gains the desired amount of Effort Values, or EVs, often with assistance of certain stat-gaining power items to boost only two or three stats instead of the intended six. Often frowned upon due to the casual nature of the game and how EV trainers would spend hours grinding and counting EVs on every one of their pokémon just to gain a slight advantage over others in competitive play.
EV Training, you're sucking the fun out!
EV Training, you're too old for this!
Exploiting the game, 'cause you don't have a life!
Beating up kids makes you feel like a man!
EV Training, YEAH!
by onion turtle August 17, 2022
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