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Kelly Sloan

An incredibly cute guy with a good personality and a biiiiig dick.
Ong I want Kelly Sloan so bad.
by ghettodick69 October 10, 2022
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Kelly

The fragile, white male equivalent of a ‘Karen’.
You are speaking to the manager, Kelly! Because I’m the manager, you Caucasian crybaby!
by UrbanDick2020 September 18, 2020
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Kelly

Kelly is the piece of the picture that you couldn’t see with your bare eyes but only with your heart. Shes the sweetest especially when treats you the way you want be treated and will not let you go ever. The heart she contains is amazing and full of light once you’ve been let in. Don’t lose Kelly or you’ll be lucked out.
“Have you seen Kelly?” - Unknown
“Yea, She’s gorgeous I wished i knew her well” - Me
“Una Pendeja” - also Me
by 12_26_14 March 5, 2022
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Dirty Kelly

When you use your rose toy with a homeless man.
“Aw man I didn’t get any sleep last night all I could hear was my mom getting a dirty Kelly downstairs!”
by Kay777 September 2, 2023
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Machine Gun Kelly

that one guy that got kicked out of rap by Eminem and instead made punk rock music pretending, that's he an emo kid at 31 years old,

he also has admitted that he's a pedophile
the only thing he has going for him is that he's dating a washed-up actress (Megan Fox) that's getting 7% of the popularity she used to get
MGK's cucks: Machine Gun Kelly is the greatest rapper of all time, defeated slim shady himself, his own idol, and is totally not a pedophile
normal people: lol no
by faxlord November 14, 2022
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R. Kelly free throw

To urinate on someone whilst having an upwards pointed erection
I totally gave Donovan an R. Kelly free throw!
by Seerf December 7, 2024
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free r kelly

a phrase people say when a person wants to express his opinion which involves the rapper R kelly leaving jail
Mike: “what’s your opinion on the R kelly case?”

john:”man free R kelly he did nothing wrong”
by z2spring August 1, 2023
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