Zachary

The person in your friend group who wheres a Pokemon hoddie and has a friend named devin. Also defined as being a so called "Bitch" but Hayden the other person in that friend group, would say otherwise

Zachary is a bitch

by Nigga 69 420 911 360 June 6, 2019

Zachary

Nice guy but can be very bipolar and is a real horny fuck. Generally has a small thick dick and scares off all the girls when he whips out his chode. But gets worse as you make your way down to his hairy asshole that can be used as a jungle inhabitant for all animals.

1.) Hey how was the night with Zachary!?
2.) All was going well till he wipped out his 2 inch code and don’t even get me started on his behind, thought I was about to fuck a gorilla...

by Garrybarry April 23, 2019

Zachary

He is a GOD. A fucking Legend. A complete party animal, life of the party. It’s not a party unless he is there. He’s loyal but knows how to have a great time.

Dude, did you see how many body shots Zachary did?
Zachary is a fucking animal, you cannot tame.

Bro, where is Zachary’s goofy ass

by PartyAnimal6969 September 15, 2019

Zach

A real piece of shit

Oh you know Zach he’s a piece of shit

by Mr.chese November 17, 2019

Zach

Some dumb fuck who doesn’t know it’s spelled with a “K”.

So this Za(t)ch, yes there’s a silent “T”, walks around making the rest of our emails bounce because he’s convinced a portion of society that it’s spelled with a “H” and not a “K”.

Zach rhymes with snatch.

by Banana Daddy November 21, 2021

A Zach Zanger

A fagot who is gay lol

"Dont be a Zach Zanger retard" - Elon Musk

by zach zenus anus September 27, 2018

zach

Zach is the best friend you could have. He always finds a way to make you laugh and feel better. Although annoying as hell all the time, he easily lights up a mood and makes things better. Everyone deserves to know a Zach.

Zach is the nicest boy alive.

by EX1L3 April 13, 2017