pussy whipped

What a male's friends call him when they are too ugly, stupid or otherwise misfortunate to find their own pussy.

1: "Dude, Alan never comes to the pub anymore, he's so pussy whipped"

2: "Yea, what an idiot"

1: "Yea, pussy sucks anyway"

2: "Yea"

1: "Dude, you wanna play Call of Duty?"

by google911insidejob October 2, 2014

warrior whip

When a man whips his dick out and hits a girl in the face with it

What happened to Jasmine

I think She was warrior whipped last night

by =SODA February 15, 2021

cheese whipped

When you underperform to someone considered your inferior

Damn, you got frickin' cheese whipped

by MagnitheCroney April 10, 2017

whip lash

A horrible work of graffiti art.

I'm crossin out this whip lash and puttin up my graffiti.

by spencer miller March 8, 2005

Pony whip

(v.) the act of intercourse involving a male and a female where the female is sitting/riding on top of the male. The male begins to walk, then the female (wanting to pick up speed) begins to whip the male in his groin region

John: Man my dick really hurts
Oliver: wtf, why!?
John: My girl pony whipped the shit out of me last night
Oliver: you're a pussy

by JohnJ1292 July 30, 2011

pussy whipped

1) Noun, Adjective, The man in the relationship has his balls firmly grasped by his girlfriend, where she is the man of the relationship making you devote all your time, money, food, and air.
2)Adjective, The woman has the penis in the relationship.

Damn, Christian is so pussy whipped by Katie he would rather watch Dirty Dancing and make scented candles than play baseball with us guys.

by Sengerdoodle April 19, 2007

pony whip

the act of snatching a girls pony tail very hard and quickly, as if to give her whiplash or snatch her bald.

"Talking about my man? I'm gonna pony whip that whore!"

by xcaitiexchaosx November 12, 2006