break a tree

to go out socially on a week night with the intention of having one drink which unexpectedly turns into a large drinking session and renders you unfit for work the next day

I went out with Owen last night for literally one beer and ended up breaking a tree

by Jason September 12, 2003

Beef Tree

The cash crop most desired by fruit pickers, more specifically male genitalia, even more specifically: MY COCK!!

See Also: Fruit Pickers

Damn that metro kid was all up on my Beef Tree!!!! Fucking Fruit Pickers....

by Smash Brown March 24, 2005

Math for Trees

Do Multiplication tables scare you, Is Adding difficult, is Division too hard to spell...let alone perform? Then Math for Trees is for You! This is math for the <short bus> crew. Hey, maybe spelling is your strongpoint, if you can spell Algebra. Don't feel bad for taking Math for Trees, just don't hit your head again when you fall out of it. See <Falling out of Your Tree>.

I was dropped on my head when I was a child. I'm taking Math -101 in summer school. The Course is called Math for Trees.

by Prozic December 11, 2005

tree kicker

noune:/a female usualy of the obease that hangs out with the cute girl and promts her to diss you.

yea things woulda gone well if the tree kicker had a mc d's #1 to shut the fuck up!

by cabbage juice August 18, 2009

Acorn tree

An unusually vascular penis with a head shaped aerodynamically like an acorn and a springy and fluffy bush

When he shoves his acorn tree inside me I can feel his huge veins stretching me wider...

by Overlord12100 October 31, 2016

pohutukawa tree

A tree in Cape Reinga that all the Maori spirits go to when they are killed, but if you mess with the tree, bad things will happen to you and your family

I went and pulled a flower of the Pohutukawa Tree and I nearly got hit by a truck

by Lozza100 July 01, 2014

Tree-Climber

One who scales heights to gain a vatage point for spying on children.

You have to let me know if you are a Tree-Climber in my neighbourhood.

by 2100magevice February 12, 2019